Journal #29 Persuasion

I do not have a favorite CD. I do not know names of CD's. I am going to make up a CD because I do not know any CD's.

You should buy the CD Boring. It is all about school. The title is very appropriate because school is super boring. There is a catch though. The CD is actually not boring at all, and any teacher will let you listen to it during class. "Why?" you ask. Because this CD is one of a kind. It comes in many different colors and has an array of "topics". You see, the cover and artwork of this CD can be history, science, math, or even english. That's right. English. Your teachers will be so excited that you are listening to a CD about their class. Their excitement will lead to letting you listen to this wonderful CD every day which is awesome because school is boring.

What is the actual content in this CD? Anything you want. We have comedy CD's, CD's that give you ideas on how to skip class or fake sick, CD's full of soothing music just in case you want to take a little cat nap during your boring AP American History class. But don't you worry reader, our CD comes with a full proof pair of glasses that makes it look like your eyes are actually open! Your teachers will have no idea that you are actually asleep.

Along with these other fantastic CD's, you can also go to our website, www.ilikeboring.com and create your own CD. You can put some of your favorite songs on your CD along with some of the above CD contents.

Now doesn't this CD sound terrific? I think it does. I would totally buy this CD. Who wants to actually learn in school anyways? School is for socializing and having fun (note..this is sarcasm). But really, this is a great offer that you should totally take advantage of! This CD can, will, and should be yours at a price of only $0.01! That's right! It only costs a penny! (Shipping and handling is $99.99).

So come on! Don't you want to NOT learn in school?!